If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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