I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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