he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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