I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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