Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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