Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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