so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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