Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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