Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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