yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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