I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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