I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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