Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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