We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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