He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
