I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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