I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
