...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
