I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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