One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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