I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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