Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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