i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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