Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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