Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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