can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
