She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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