They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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