I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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