like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
3pm strippers are depressing
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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