i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm at about main and main street
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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