I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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