i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I understand Curling. That high.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
