The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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