Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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