Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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