on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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