i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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