She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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