we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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