so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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