I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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