Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She's the barista slut.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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