I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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