Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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