No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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