In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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