so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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