There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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