just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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