Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My cat gives me a boner
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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