You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize