I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Come see our sink grown plant.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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