Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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