Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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