I don't think brook has ever known best
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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